When I was a kid, everyone would joke about "digging down to China", but if you dug straight down from Temple, you'd be nowhere near the People's Republic.
There's a petition circling to have DeVito take up the role in the wake of Hugh Jackman's retiring it, but it would be a waste of another marvelous character.
People joke about the Star Wars Holiday Special being the worst, but that's 'It's A Wonderful Life' compared to 'Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa'.