If you're going to blow up your diet, best to go all out. This is not only "all out", but also out of this world.

You can also do the cheat method. Just go buy two carrot cake mixes from Pillsbury, and throw some cream cheese between the two cakes. That's what I'd do. It's faster, and it'll get you just as fat.

Remember. The quicker you get fat, the quicker you can get to losing the weight.